Some people know how to give an acceptance speech.
This is a prime example of how NOT to do it.
Watch how Alice Ripley, 2009 Tony Best Actress in a Musical for Next To Normal, drives her trite, pretentious acceptance speech of the rails and rams it into a herd of grazing elk. And a school bus full of children with special needs. Two old ladies with Zimmer frames and an old German Shepherd with hip dysplasia. A Louis XVIIth table setting for twenty-six guests. And Rush Limbaugh.
Hmmm … I wonder if she has found her place of truth yet.
Stockard Channing would have been much more witty and delightful.
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